My whole life is a Lord of the Rings phase.

July 23rd, 17,093 notesreblog

Lost Bonus Features

Making Up for Lost Time [x]
"I am a feminist. I’ve been female for a long time now. I’d be stupid not to be on my own side."
- Maya Angelou (via vaguelyhomicidal)
July 23rd, 125,839 notesreblog
#maya angelou#quote
#the mentalist


I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

July 23rd, 265,927 notesreblog
#pizza#food porn
me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u
July 23rd, 20,541 notesreblog


you’re gonna look so goddamn cool





You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

Oh So You’re Ignoring Me Now I Guess It Is My Fault: Fourth Novel of the Bestselling Series

July 23rd, 169,413 notesreblog


remember that time mads mikkelsen won best actor at cannes but was really tipsy and couldnt stop kissing his award



and he kept doing it until


July 22nd, 13,603 notesreblog
#mads mikkelsen
#sleepy hollow


FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

July 22nd, 241,066 notesreblog
#please do#oitnb


my interests range from cute puppies to hardcore sex

July 22nd, 39,312 notesreblog